deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

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robotbears:

my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

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Anonymous: How is it that the English title for TFiOS is beautiful and poetic, while the Norwegian title is just "F*ck Fate"? The Norwegian cover is nice, though.

fishingboatproceeds:

I love that title.

I love that in Norway you can call a YOUNG ADULT NOVEL Fuck Fate.

Screw Shakespeare; I would’ve called the novel Fuck Fate in a second if I thought I could’ve gotten away with it.

btw, in Norway, the movie is ALSO CALLED FUCK FATE.

Let us pause now and praise the glorious nation of Norway.

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

i treat my body like a temple but i’m a 16th century calvinist 

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prongsmydeer:

The thing that hurts me the most about Sirius and Harry is that when they looked at each other they were both hoping to see James

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Founder's Day Schedule!

vcfoundersday2014:

8:00 am-Continental breakfast for the Fifth Annual Vassar Founder’s Day Scramble

10:00 am-Field Hockey Alumnae Game-Weinberg Turf

10:00 am-Women’s Soccer Alumnae Game-Gordan Field

11:00 am-Women’s Rugby Alumnae Game-Vassar Farm

11:30 am – Field Opens, Kid’s Hour Begins

12:00 pm – Toast…